Welcome to Tax Retreat 2025 — where the snark is high, the tax talk is deep, and the merch is absolutely ridiculous (in the best possible way). We’re heading to Denver this year, and what started as a few inside jokes has evolved into a full-blown conference swag empire. Whether you’re here for the circus vibes, the tattoo aesthetic, or just want a cute Yeti on your desk, we’ve got you covered.
🎪 Tax Retreat 2025 — Retro Circus Series
Step right up! This design channels our unofficial “anti-conference” energy into a vintage circus poster straight out of an 80s rock concert. Bold lettering, carnival flair, and a healthy dose of accounting weirdness. Wear it proudly while you wrangle those client extensions.
⭐ Tax Retreat 2025 — American Traditional Tattoo Series
Tax nerds with tattoos? Absolutely. This series draws inspiration from classic American traditional ink — bold lines, roses, mountains, and banners wrapped up in pure accountant swagger. Perfect for explaining Form 1042 reporting while looking way cooler than anyone expects.
🔋 Tax Retreat 2025 — Trash Polka Series
Loud. Bold. A little chaotic. Kind of like tax season. This Trash Polka inspired design mixes grunge, ink splatter, rainbows, and high-contrast graphics to fully embrace our profession’s “beautiful mess” aesthetic. Not for the faint of heart.
🔦 Tax Retreat 2025 — Lamp Lighting the Way Series
Inspired by the classic green banker’s lamp, this one shines a literal beam over Denver’s skyline and the Rockies. A nod to lighting our path through technical updates, late-night filings, and never-ending IRS notices. Nerdy. Clean. Instantly recognizable.
🧊 Tax Retreat 2025 — Yeti Series
Of course, we needed a mascot. Enter: The Tax Retreat Yeti. Equal parts adorable and slightly unhinged, he’s waving his little fluffy paw at every registrant. He’s become the unofficial face of Tax Retreat 2025, and we’re completely fine with that.
🍋 Tax Retreat 2025 — Freshly Brewed Tax Tea with Lemons & Erb
Inspired by the much-anticipated session featuring former IRS insider Terry Lemons and tax attorney Kelly Erb, this design brings sweet southern vibes with a vintage iced tea twist. It’s the perfect blend of juicy IRS updates and a little tax gossip—served up with plenty of lemon and a touch of sass. Sip slowly, accountants.
🏞️ Tax Retreat 2025 — Park Badge Series
Created by Enya Spicer, this design was inspired by the very first Tax Retreat in Denver. Since we’re returning to where it all started, the national park badge vibe marks the moment perfectly. Whether you’re a first-timer or retreat regular, this design honors the journey, the memories, and the growing legacy of our amazing community.
🌈 Tax Retreat 2025 — Caps – Dark & Light
Designed by Enya Spicer, this classic version of a baseball hat will keep you looking stylish while supporting the Tax Retreat! There is a dark version with white letters and a light version with dark letters. Here’s a pro tip – get one of both!
🌈 Tax Retreat 2025 — Pride Storybook Exclusive
Designed by Enya Spicer as a tribute to the spirit of belonging, this storybook-style illustration brings all the cozy, inclusive feels. The camping animals gathered around the fire symbolize the diverse journeys we all take—and how the Tax Retreat creates space for everyone to be themselves. Equal parts adorable and meaningful.
Where to Grab Your Gear
SHOP THE COLLECTION HERE
Every design is available on a wide variety of items:
- T-shirts (dark & light versions)
- Sweatshirts & hoodies
- Coffee mugs (because caffeine fuels tax season)
- Tote bags (for conference swag haul)
- Mousepads, stickers, buttons, and more
More Designs Might Drop!
You know how we roll. This community loves a good inside joke, and we may keep dropping new designs leading up to July. Stay tuned, check back often, and make sure you pack your gear for Denver — because this Tax Retreat is unlike any other.
See you under the circus tent, or in the snow, or at the coffee shop—just don’t forget your merch.